Dear Mr "critic",
You, and pardon my bluntness, are the definition of a hack. If I'm looking for a deep rooted slow developing plot I will go see sense and sensibility or a play starring Patrick Stewart or something. This isn't a Puccini or even the newest Clint Eastwood movie....its fucking iron man 2....a movie about an overzealous millionaire who made a flying suit that he wears and fights super-villains in. And since we are speaking about these villains...of course the more the better. I want a masked caped eye-patched villain to jump into the screen, shoot at iron man with some futuristic lazer bazooka, and then immediately jump off screen and before I can say to myself "what the heck was that???" I am instantly distracted by a neon giant robot shooting flames out of its eyeballs or mouth or anywhere trying to also kill iron man.
Also, Mr reviewer....you know what us Saturday afternoon, popcorn eating, I want to forget my problems not develop new ones movie goers want...we want to know who we are watching. So when a movie comes along with robert downey junior (rdj), gwenyth, sam rockwell, don cheadle, samuel l jackson, scarlett johansen, garry shandling, jon favreu, mickey rourke, and a cameo by dj am we don't complain about too much...we thank the god of blockbuster movies for bestowing upon us the movie of 2010.
So, please, I ask of you mr critic to point you nose high in the air at something that tries to be high brow and fails and don't waste your time trying to find meaning and plot offenses in our sci fi robot extravaganza. This is ours and you will not take this from us. Good day.
-nerds
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