so blue its black

So I learned many things this past weekend. I learned that the Lakedawg Brazilionaire "respects" toni homo for not taking ultimatums from jessica simpson. i became privy to the fact that 5000 hearts jason mraz. i learned that just because you have used a cock ring doesnt necessarily mean you keep a red gag ball in your nite stand. i learned what one woman would go through to get a humorous picture. i found out that you dont have to be an asshole to be a bama. i discovered that the only race in smokey and the bandit is a race against father time. most importantly though i learned that the trillionaire masturbates to burt reynolds. this video is for him. its long, like the bandits cock, but the payoff cums early. enjoy.