Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Where in the world is T-Nugg J. 5000?

This week Nuggs went deep sea fishing. He was super pumped about it, so he went to bed really early; he wanted to conserve his strength since he knew he was going to catch a monster. Nuggs cast his lines early about 6am, 7 miles off the coast. He knew it was a going to be a good day when it was only 10 quick minutes before he had a bite. The first fish fought a little, but not much. It was a pretty easy snag. A kingfish; everyone knows those fish are so dumb the practically swim onto the boat.



Next Nuggs decided to follow the friggit birds out to sea a bit further; every good fisherman knows that where there is friggit there is huge, honking, monster fish. This time it took a while. He cast and recast and waited...and waited.....and WAITED. He was waiting at least an hour when suddenly there was the sound of the whizzing of the line.



Nuggs fought, and fought, and fought. It was probably the biggest fish he had ever caught. After a 30 min tussel he could see the fish along side the boat. It was a mahi mahi! Biggest one Nuggs had ever seen in person! Finally he gaffed it and got it on board. It was a whopping 20lbs!!!



Nuggs then skinned the mahi mahi and took its carcas back to camp. He sold the crappy kingfish to the locals and gave the money he made off from his sale to some kids who live near camp. Pay it forward, that's how Nuggs lives.



After minimal preparation that he learned on the Iron Chef, Nuggs feasted on his catch like a King!



So concludes this weeks episode of "Where in the world is T-Nugg J. 5000?" Stay tuned for next.....

2 comments:

. said...

This is the best post of all time. I love Tyler so very much. Pandy Fackler, Stone Pone Summer Stage: Summer Tour 2009 (second and final leg).

Mom said...

He is really mad about his fish pictures...he calls it his "happy retard" look. Just means he needs to go do it again!