Thursday, July 2, 2009

Happy 4th of July: Here is a Neat Quiz



This 4th of July marks the__________ anniversary of the adoption of the ____________ of Independence. Hooray! This document was written primarly by ________________ and was a formal explanation of why Congress voted for independance. Congress actually voted on July____, not the 4th, but the wording was not approved until the 4th. The first signature was the most famous and that was John Hancock, he signed first because he was_______________________. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, two future Presidents also signed. The oldest signatory was ________________________, he was 70, where as Edward Rutlage was the youngest at __________ years old. This famous document that marks the 4th day of July starts out, "When _____________________________________", but for some reason that sentence just doesn't have the same notoriety as "We the People of the United States of America," yet this sentence didn't come about for 11 more years. The Constitution is known as the "law of the land," yet no one cares or ever celebrates the day it was adopted, (unless you are born on September _____, and happen to be celebrating anyway. Nonetheless, the Independence of our country is as good a reason as any to celebrate, so hopefully this Saturday you will commemorate your great country by eating ___________and waving your____________, while watching some_______________and make sure to head out at night and see some fireworks too!

PS. Remember there is no such thing as fireworks that explode in the shapes of President's heads, despite what some certain Nuggets of the Trash persuasion will tell you, but if you actually see one please document it and we will all put our John Hancock's on it. Otherwise it will remain with the history of our country in a category we all know as lore.

4 comments:

Stephen Hawking said...

F***ing, conspiracy, foriegners, f*** off, most endowed, George Burns, 5, "a bunch of muthaf***as"..., f*** off, acid, d*** in the wind, ween videos on YouTube.

the lyrical jesse james said...

The reason there is one comment to this fourth post and also the reason I haven't got my mad libs on and participated is this....pop Dukes murdered it and I aint going on after that.

Mom said...

Until Lyrical JJ posted I didn't understand the Duke's post. However, after writing down all the words and going back and reading them in the correct spaces, I get it. Hilar!

Pop Dukes might be communist.

the lyrical jesse james said...

Commy mug