At your place of employment do you have a bathroom stall that is your own? You use it every day, and even though you know that a lot of people work at your office, and about half share the bathroom, and even though you know other people probably use your stall, do you ever kind of still feel that its your own? It's yours because it is obviously better than the other stalls and most definetly cleaner, since after all, you are super respectful of your stall. Now, have you ever seen someone else come in to the bathroom while you are standing there, say at the sink, and they are super gross, scary and/or clearly lacking in hygene, and they go straight for your stall. They went straight for your stall without even pausing or stopping to look around and make a selection from one of the other stalls. Then it hits you; it's their stall too! You and the most repulsively, uncleanly, homely person at your place of employement prefer the same stall in the bathroom. Great. A famous 5000 quote comes to mind-- "I didn't throw up, but there was throw up involved."
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I regretfully cannot say I have this situation in my office. However, my go to restroom (on a strictly desperately need basis) is the INOVA hospital lobby on Seminary rd in Alexandria, VA. It is a "one-manner" with a locking door and industrial grade fan. It is also equipped with an over-size sink, hand dryer, paper towels, and regular hand soap canisters. It contains regular tp and is the stall is the size of kansas.
Never seen anyone use it and think that no one has except me. Its pretty neat to rush into the emergency room lobby for a true emergency and walk out feeling better 15 mintues later.
Bet.
Yea, that seems pretty likely. No one weird ever uses the one man stall open to the public at the hospital.
I bet its so clean you can sit right on the seat.
famous hager quote.. "what if i told u i sit down on it like it's my house" nuff said
ohh yeah and dad, u need to check out the dyson anti-bactreial hand dryers....
Suspended reality is what they call it when you think, "I was probably the last person to sit down on this seat, so I don't need to make a toilet paper nest." Next thing you know - you got crabs.
hahhahahaahaha!
BG's use of "toilet paper nest" is f-ing hilarious. Just sit on it, its fine.
You dont need to use a toilet paper nest if you got strong legs for a good hover.
Every stall looks to me exactly like the bathrooms you have to pay the little kid for in Slumdog Millionare.
"It's a shy one"
hover mug.
on any particular day i may share my john with four colleagues, upwards of twenty two formerly incarcerated young men, and one old man. as some one who has a great deal of anxiety in regards to public toilet seats this is NOT cool. i have managed the situation however by using lyesol anti bacterial wipes on the seat before every deuce is dropped.
lakedawg brazilonaire
Imagine being a lady...its enough nesting to keep the paper industry in business, what with all the automatic dryer hype that has been going on.
who is mens warehouse?
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