Bored and Broke and Thinking

I have had a few weeks off with not much to do and no money to do things with. As a result I have read literally tens of magazines; everything from Atlantic to Worth. Today I read a few issues of Gentleman’s Quarterly, and I learned a lot about men’s fashion. I was unaware the extent of pressure on you guys surrounding wardrobe. Here is a list of the top five things I learned:
1. There is a lot of discussion and confusion about men’s ties and how thin is acceptable.
2. What a “Baracuta” Jacket is.
3. Everything looks cooler when splashing in water, placed in front of a helicopter, or on Tom Brady.
4. White suits are tricky to wear.
5. Seth Rogen and I wear the same glasses.

I was surprised at the number of fashion faux pas a man could make, so I was thinking of how you all do a real decent job of being stylish, (especially you B. Green you're a regular Carrie Bradshaw), when suddenly something flashed into my memory. May 5th, 2007: LaMiller’s wedding. Forever captured in the photo album of that day. It's true that one minor "don't" can haunt you for years to come.