T-Bag's a ringer. He led the team with a total of 12 points. The blaster came back in the end miraculously, and pulled a Kansas. They are now #1 in the league, (of Bush). He's going back for more in two weeks, now that he solidified his position as a starter.
T-Bag informs that he has captured the much coveted position of “outside.” This is a very important position whose role should not be overlooked because even though he does not “bring the ball up” he does run back and forth. Furthermore, he knows how to “drive at the hoop and hope to get fouled.” In the League of Bush skills such as “box-out” and “foul” are often overlooked, making one particular new outsider’s game, “nasty”.
When asked for comment T-bag said, "There was a Tex-Mex joint right on the corner of 103rd that looked legit!" Adding, "They had a mariachi band blaring!"
Tuesday April 22, is the next scheduled match up for Blaster, location and time TBD, Tex-Mex guaranteed.
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The final score was 28-27.
im gonna need this kind of recap every week. tyler turquosie is legit. i gotta see what kind of blind, retarded parapeligics they got out there
That is so awesome. I want in on celebratory tex mex with the starting 2 guard in the near future. I could not be happier about this news.
Stop lying about the final score. It had the final listed as 8-5 on bodog.
I love after action reports for anything T-bag, technology and/or Mex ever does.
If the T's antics are amusing to you then perhaps you will like to know that last week at the grocery, T-pickle reached yet again for a zucchini. But then, riddled with self doubt, he looked over his shoulder furtively to see if anyone was watching. I swear to you he almost did it again. Zucchini; it's the pickle kings only weakness.
Well Zucchini and Mountain Dew.
A list of a few other weaknesses:
1) Bud Light
2) golf
3) gambling (gaming)
4) visits to delmarva/eddie
5) saying "hey buddy"
Nellie is funny
for the record, the final was 48-44...TBag dropped 12 and was one of the leading contributers on the squad. i have two moves...1)dribble a few times then pass asap 2)shoulder/head down, drive the lane, hope to get fouled or muscle someone out of the way so i can get a lay-up.
I be ballin yo.
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