Sochi or Bust

I have spoken to many of you and pretty much anyone who will listen about my theory on how to win Olympic Gold. As the Winter Olympics approaches again, I am once again sooooo excited about the Curling competition. I do believe that this is my best shot at Olympic glory. I am decent at competitive bud light drinking, ax wielding, golf and I would like to add Curling to that list. Turns out that there are only 15,000 curlers in the US (mostly in the Mid-West). Source:

http://www.universalsports.com/news/article/newsid=387383.html#49ers+davis+honorary+captain

Since there are 4 team members + 1 alternate on the squad my chances at making it to Sochi, Russia in 2014 currently sit at 1 in 3000. All I am saying, is I like my chances.

I also found this Open house in NJ:

http://www.njcurling.org/openhouse/

Who is with me? I hear Sochi is lovely in February.