Frank Oz

ON SET...

A terrible producer tells me that Frank Oz is coming by set today to hang...

Voice of...
Elmo
Yoda
Grover
Cookie Monster
Miss Piggy
Fozzie
Animal

Director of...
Muppets take Manhattan
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Little Shop Of Horrors
What About Bob etc....

I didn't know what he looked like so he sneaks in and is sitting at a table to close to me so I ask him to walk away. Someone steps in and introduces us.

" I'm a huge fan I'm so sorry, let me set you up in a chair at the monitors.

" No please, I'm just here watching and your working don't worry about me"

And then he hugs me and kisses me.

Ten minutes later he asks a group if they'ed tried the new restaurant across the street. He'd buy lunch. Cut to the producers getting in a fight...

Romantic lunch with me and an American Legend.. With split a lobster salad.