Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Rum Trap



HYPOTHETICALLY----
If you were, say, going to a wedding...and you wanted to have something to drink, not a beer, or a glass of wine, because obviously you are going to drink that, but AFTER that, what would you want to drink?

This is really important so don't F this up....would it be:

A. Dark and Stormy
B. Margarita's
C. Dewars on the rocks with three ice cubes
D. None of the above

If you selected D:

I would have_________________________________

9 comments:

Mom said...

Just in case it wasn't obvious...I'm banking on across the board D.

the lyrical jesse james said...

If it's yellow let it mellow
If it's brown drink it down

cosmic charlie said...

can one drink nitrous oxide?

cosmic charlie said...

E. purple drank

cosmic charlie said...

for really real. after a few beers this merry prankster likes to settle into a nice small batch bourbon high.

i recently read that drinking dewars and ginger can and does induce strokes (both physiological and on the golf course).

your gonna like the way you.......

. said...

You're gonna like the way your drink tastes, I guarantee it like a mug.

Mom said...

What is yellow? Urine? The unorthodox use of that rhyme is freaking me out a bit.

Stephen Hawking said...

while rocking "cape cod casual"? are you kidding me? dark and stormy all day....

the lyrical jesse james said...

Yellow is anything not in the whiskey/bourbon/scotch family. Not knowing the answer to this question of what we would like to drink pre post is freaking me out a bit (for that comment I just got regulated to drinking dark and stormys with pop dukes all night...which there is actually an ap for).

If I had a drink for every rum trap I have fallen into a rum trap I'd.....wait..what?