Hey guys, quick question...

Oh, my goodness…I am sorry to interrupt. It looks as if you are in mid conversation but I just had a quick question. By any chance have you gotten any opportunity to look at me yet this evening? Seriously, have you seen me any where around this shin-dig?

Cause if the answer is no, let me tell ya….you are MISSING OUT!…big time. I think that the best thing for all of us to do right now is to put our drinks down…actually scratch that you can take them with, no biggie...and lets just all go take a look at…me.

You truly can’t miss me, and if you did I am sorry…you truly just have to take a look at me. If you haven’t seen me let me help. To start to describe is difficult but we should, because it is obviously very important to talk about me. First off I would say me’s dressed to the nines…the tens even…heyy yooo! Sorry bout that, just a little of my brand of humor. Seriously, head to toe the gear is in order, just got to see me, you got to. Ohh what’s that…oh, you were talking about me as I walked up. That sounds just about right. Please don’t let me stop you…don’t wanna slow that train. What were you saying? Why thank you. You look pretty good yourself there chief. You put something fairly impressive together…almost as impressive as...me. That reminds me, has anyone seen me around?

No….I don’t need a light for the cigar but thank you. Oh, I get it, you were joking. Haaa, not a bad one. Funny guy,ehhhh? You know who’s real funny…me. If your looking for laughs and funny party antics we should definitely find me around…cannot even begin to imagine what me is up to. Is that a camera you got? Excellent. Let’s get some shots. Lets do a couple group ones then lets make sure to get one just of me. A sure fire keeper, a god damn work of art. Make sure to email those in one of those slideshow thingamajigs…the more pics of me the better! Let me see the camera, I want to see how that came out. Wowie…would ya just look at me....SPEC-tacular!

Hey, where you going? Great…can you grab me one? Thanks…and if you see me around…well all I can say is enjoy!! You truly can’t miss me, you can’t. Stand out in a crowd to say the least…oh but in a good way. Kinda got a great Waspy thing going. Kind of like a young Don Draper or something. Yeah, Don Draper from Mad Man. Man, I love that show. When I watch Don Draper all I think about is me. Seriously, I sit and watch and I think wow…would you just look at me. Me with a little less wit though, if you know what I mean? Heyyy yooo!

Wewww! All this talk about me is really getting me worked up. I just can’t begin to imagine how anyone can even keep their eyes off of me. Well, I know this party isn’t about me so lets mingle a bit. My guess is we will run into me throughout the night and I already can’t wait to have everybody looking at me!