Thursday, April 9, 2009

Do Not Fist with this Man



This is weird. This is an 80 year old man fist bumping anyone he can get his paws on. Where did he learn this? I know he is a legend, "The King," and has his own delicious drink, but still. 80 year old fist bumps are not neat. In fact they are a little creepy and maladjusted, someone close to him should stop him.

Spaulding Smails is taking it to the Bank...eat it Betty.

13 comments:

. said...

He is a month away from doing the fresh prince and jazzy jeff with jack nicklaus

the lyrical jesse james said...

Maybe the greatest title to a post of all time? I mean that, damn.

In certain chicken and waffles establishments in L.A. the mixture of iced tea and lemonade is called a sunset. They also serve a sunrise which is a mixture of lemonade and fruit punch. I love them both very much.

Speaking of fist...for Danny McBride fans (Eastbound and Down)the movie that jumpedstarted things for him is called the Foot Fist Way and if you are into him you will dig it...if you are not you will not.

Mom said...

You can get cream for those ass pimples...just so you know.

cosmic charlie said...

i asked doc sandler in vegas and he said sunshine was my best bet

Mom said...

Maybe Milosh will loan you his banana hammock thong?

. said...

Buttne?

. said...

Bimples?

. said...

Assne?

the lyrical jesse james said...

Are ass pimples called hemroids? And if not, what is a hemroid? Just asking.

. said...

Roids are when it hurts to sit down because you have acne in your butthole

cosmic charlie said...

3rd most embarrassing moment in high school:

taking off my pants at the dermatologists

the lyrical jesse james said...

Is it possible to get one and two??

. said...

Please? Think we need the top two.