I hear if you opt for an upgrade it comes with an argyle interior.
If you drive it under a 5 mile distance you don't need to even use fuel; a panel opens in the floor and you can run the car to where you are going.
When you go visit friends in the city, this car folds up into a back pack and can be placed in a standard sized coat closet.
After each comment I did the drum roll sound sitting in my office...out loud. Da-Da-Dunt!Keep em coming....
Pocket rocket part deux
When a cop pulls you over he does not ask for your license and registration, he checks to see who made your v neck sweater.
It comes with a complimentaty djembe
When you purchase one it comes with unlimited free round trip flights on a paper airplane for a year.
You can roll down, and spit out of, any window in the car while driving.
You have to pedal it like a moped to get it started. The volume on the radio is controlled by your commitment to the environment.
Ludacris managed to squeeze 26's on it. It came with 3's.
We could definitely drive it home with one head light.
I heard it melts in the rain because it is made of conflict free water. When analyzed, it is was actually made from the tears of seals who were killed during the diamond wars in africa.
I heard the environmental genius who invented it can't ride in it because his head is too big....as is his green thumb.
Ralph Nader always calls you at the last minute and asks you for a ride. He smells like moth balls and orthopedic socks
It only comes in black and red; they had to discontinue gray because big rigs kept running it over.
Barack drives the armored version. It is also commonly referred to as "what a bad idea-mobile"
The most popular option has been the horse that is needed to pull the car.
Radio Shack sells it.
Thanks for coming out...enjoy the rest of your evening folks.Oh yeah, the person driving the smart car...you left your candles on.
Well done! Way to run with it...but next time you should really drive it; it's just as easy.
We should go on the road with this....literally.
I don't think either of our knees would fit behind the dash.
i pulled up next to one today that was parked, and it called shotgun
Treech has two of these...he has used them as both earings and roller skates.
Treech got desperate the other day...he couldn't find his pipe so he carved a hole in the top of this and puffed out the muffler (apple style)
This car has un-treecher syndrome
Treech puts this car into his regular car and uses it as his "lot car" on tour
treech just cop'd two boxes of these cars in size 10 cause they fit better and are less bulky than his DC's.
the car looks great as a bead on treech's hemp necklace.
This is why and how my crotch is so bunchy - I keep one of these in my pocket at all times.
pocket rocket
The tow truck dispatched to the scene was made by Tonka.
The micro machines guy just sold one to Cory Feldman
It is best known for its role in the movie Short Circuit.
E.T. pedalled it home
The clock on the dash is a sun dial
It is powered by how emotional you get watching the ad to save the polar bears.
All the parts for the car are found at Toys R Us
the tires are blown up manually like a beach ball
The other tire option is made by powell peralta
It costs free
The motor is made by The Little Engine That Could.
The only reason you can peel a wheel is because the tires are apples.
You dont get car jacked, you get car flicked.
A business card can be used while parked to cover the windshield during the warm summer months
The seats are made of recylced manhoods
They have a dumb version of the smart car that looks the exact same.
My big toe test drove the sedan yesterday and was disappointed.
Your friends talk behind your back 5 minutes after you pull the car off the lot.
The engine is a one speed...slow.
Brothers in my neighborhood use them as dime bags
Its not approved in 3rd world countries as it fell into too many pot holes and trapped drivers
Its a true Hybrid- half solar half wind
Flavor Flav has one as a necklace
it doesnt have an ipod dock, it docks into your ipod
it comes in a remote controlled version
Danny Divito couldn't fit in
when ordering a cheeseburger at Sonic, it tipped over like Fred Flinstone's car
u can buy it at Costco, BJs or PriceClub but you can't fit anything from Costco, BJs or PriceClub in it.
Smart Car translates to Go-Kart in German
i heard it transforms into a desk lamp in the next transformers movie
It comes with a $99 off coupon.No, seriously, it comes with a $99 off coupon:http://www.smartusa.com/smart-usa-reservation.aspx
Have I jumped the Smart? I mean Shark?
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I hear if you opt for an upgrade it comes with an argyle interior.
If you drive it under a 5 mile distance you don't need to even use fuel; a panel opens in the floor and you can run the car to where you are going.
When you go visit friends in the city, this car folds up into a back pack and can be placed in a standard sized coat closet.
After each comment I did the drum roll sound sitting in my office...out loud. Da-Da-Dunt!
Keep em coming....
Pocket rocket part deux
When a cop pulls you over he does not ask for your license and registration, he checks to see who made your v neck sweater.
It comes with a complimentaty djembe
When you purchase one it comes with unlimited free round trip flights on a paper airplane for a year.
You can roll down, and spit out of, any window in the car while driving.
You have to pedal it like a moped to get it started. The volume on the radio is controlled by your commitment to the environment.
Ludacris managed to squeeze 26's on it. It came with 3's.
We could definitely drive it home with one head light.
I heard it melts in the rain because it is made of conflict free water. When analyzed, it is was actually made from the tears of seals who were killed during the diamond wars in africa.
I heard the environmental genius who invented it can't ride in it because his head is too big....
as is his green thumb.
Ralph Nader always calls you at the last minute and asks you for a ride. He smells like moth balls and orthopedic socks
It only comes in black and red; they had to discontinue gray because big rigs kept running it over.
Barack drives the armored version. It is also commonly referred to as "what a bad idea-mobile"
The most popular option has been the horse that is needed to pull the car.
Radio Shack sells it.
Thanks for coming out...enjoy the rest of your evening folks.
Oh yeah, the person driving the smart car...you left your candles on.
Well done! Way to run with it...but next time you should really drive it; it's just as easy.
We should go on the road with this....literally.
I don't think either of our knees would fit behind the dash.
i pulled up next to one today that was parked, and it called shotgun
Treech has two of these...he has used them as both earings and roller skates.
Treech got desperate the other day...he couldn't find his pipe so he carved a hole in the top of this and puffed out the muffler (apple style)
This car has un-treecher syndrome
Treech puts this car into his regular car and uses it as his "lot car" on tour
treech just cop'd two boxes of these cars in size 10 cause they fit better and are less bulky than his DC's.
the car looks great as a bead on treech's hemp necklace.
This is why and how my crotch is so bunchy - I keep one of these in my pocket at all times.
pocket rocket
The tow truck dispatched to the scene was made by Tonka.
The micro machines guy just sold one to Cory Feldman
It is best known for its role in the movie Short Circuit.
E.T. pedalled it home
The clock on the dash is a sun dial
It is powered by how emotional you get watching the ad to save the polar bears.
All the parts for the car are found at Toys R Us
the tires are blown up manually like a beach ball
The other tire option is made by powell peralta
It costs free
The motor is made by The Little Engine That Could.
The only reason you can peel a wheel is because the tires are apples.
You dont get car jacked, you get car flicked.
A business card can be used while parked to cover the windshield during the warm summer months
The seats are made of recylced manhoods
They have a dumb version of the smart car that looks the exact same.
My big toe test drove the sedan yesterday and was disappointed.
Your friends talk behind your back 5 minutes after you pull the car off the lot.
The engine is a one speed...slow.
Brothers in my neighborhood use them as dime bags
Its not approved in 3rd world countries as it fell into too many pot holes and trapped drivers
Its a true Hybrid- half solar half wind
Flavor Flav has one as a necklace
it doesnt have an ipod dock, it docks into your ipod
it comes in a remote controlled version
Danny Divito couldn't fit in
when ordering a cheeseburger at Sonic, it tipped over like Fred Flinstone's car
u can buy it at Costco, BJs or PriceClub but you can't fit anything from Costco, BJs or PriceClub in it.
Smart Car translates to Go-Kart in German
i heard it transforms into a desk lamp in the next transformers movie
It comes with a $99 off coupon.
No, seriously, it comes with a $99 off coupon:
http://www.smartusa.com/smart-usa-reservation.aspx
Have I jumped the Smart? I mean Shark?
Post a Comment