Founded under the pretense of philanthropy and community, our organization has and will continue to be rooted in leadership, kindness, and above all, friendship. For that which makes others digress, forges our bond laid perfectly in high grade american steel and allows us to weather the winter of our hardships. An undying focus on the following principals shall usher in yet another new era for our growing corportation and allow us expand and flourish in what many have called the second great depression.
1) Re-focus yourself at work. Do not deny the fact that in modern america, our careers provide us with a sense of self-worth, pride, and achievement.
2) Maintain a healthy balance of work and play. Most importantly, find that which allows you to forget about work and life stresses temporarily but does not inhibit performance afterwords.
3) Love your friends and family and make every effort possible to convey this at appropriate times. Write a hand written note to someone once a month.
4) Indentify personal inhibitions and confront them directly.
5) Pay all your bills on time and maintain a reasonable budget and spending schedule. Our generation will be shaped dramatically over the next few years and awaken to find that we have been afforded that which is usually reserved for those who have made sacrifices for years. We do not need the finest of everything and need to shift our focus back to living reasonably.
6) Fuck credit cards
7) Find new ways to reconnect with your family and friends. Start a new tradition this year that is attainable such as an annual camping trip, beach visit, bar b que, special dish, etc.
8) Cook at home. Eat with your family.
9) Never be late to anything.
10) Follow the lead of our new President and become involved in something larger than yourself. Whether it be at a soup kitchen, tutoring a child in need, or helping with the environment, we cannot think our government is going to do it all. It is up to us to bring change to our family, friends, jobs, community, and country. Bite off only as much as you can chew and be sure you chew it well.
I look forward to working and playing with you all this year and do not hesitate to call upon me if you are in need. The shza and I have set up a professional help hotline that we frequent when we need to share our tragedies and triumphs. I encourage us all to allow eachother into our lives and continue to grow this organization that will inevitably lead to a large budget film in 20 years.
Kind regards,
1/3 of the muscle
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I wish I could pull a John Hancock here and sign under this 'constitution of cool' the name 'the lyrical jesse james' reall really f*cking big. Word = life.
"deliver the cool in under ten minutes" goes down in neatness history (neatnestry)
-1/3 muscle, 1/3 fixer, judge
i concur on all points, and often find confront that which inhibits me to be most inhibiting. also, everytiume i fuck a credit card i end up with a bunch of smaller cards (where's they find this guy?). nonetheless, i wish to extend my services to the rest of the team. those services include, but are not limited to, dinners at home (mine or yours) with (my) family, mc'ing (mug), and being a sounding board for any idea (large or small).
grandpop dukes
Idea: A jump to conclusions map.
a choose-your-own adventure album
ideas:
-a pair of dunks influenced by lobsters. It sounds crazy but it just might work.
-a four point line in hoops.
-hydrating booze (seriously why cant we come up with alcohol we can drink that doesn't make us hungover...why does fun have to be followed with pain, who's on this?)
-reunite phish...but in a way that they sound like 94-2000.
a mug mug
Idea -
create a box where you put ideas into it and the result of the idea comes out the other end fully formed. Up to and including new handsoaps.
The muscle and judging of cool reside within all of you.
idea: a league where ray "jesus" allen doesnt get robbed of the all star game.
jameer???
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