Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Virgin Birth



Two female sharks have given birth with no male DNA. No mating, no male DNA.

So to sum up:
Sharks + ? = more sharks.

I just wanted to update fellow shark fans.

It makes me scared.

4 comments:

Fighter Hayabusa said...

jesus shark

Stephen Hawking said...

sorry to disappoint, but this is no miracle baby. i am, in fact, the father, as i was near an ocean just a few short months ago. again, i apologize for the confusion and inconvenience this might have caused. regards.

the lyrical jesse james said...

Truly Immaculate Conception. I look forward to the day we can crucify Jesus shark on a crucifix. But on the third day Jesus shark will rise again.

This is confirming what I alwyas kinda knew. Ho's don't need bros. Pretty soon this will happen to human woman and we will become obsolete. And they will will have babies and they will scissor. Oh, how they will scissor.

. said...

Pop dukes also took it upon himself to polinate all the flowers, fruit, and crops in the area this year due to the "mysterious" disappearance of the honey bee. Truth be told, they were scared of pop duke's hammer.