THE MOULDLERS
The Mouldlers are 5000 and ADAD’s alter ego…and they are real jerks. Let me explain.
Lifestyle:
The Sandlers are green—they recycle, rent only fuel efficient vehicles, and use energy saving light blubs.
The Mouldlers are not—they throw their beer cans in the trash, demand a free upgrade to an H3, and never turn the lights out.
Culture:
The Sandlers drink fine wines, and pair them with stinky cheeses, and enjoy a new art exhibits.
The Mouldlers drink canned beer—lots of it, and love eating out of pretzel keg, occasionally leaving their apartment to get more beer.
Night Out:
The Sandlers like a nice martini at a steak house followed by an after dinner drink and maybe a good documentary that really makes you think.
The Mouldlers—Chilies and 22oz draft beer, followed by the latest Ben Stiller disaster.
Weekends
The Sandlers like to seize the day, get up and go for a run.
The Mouldlers sleep until noon, never get dressed and drink canned beers in their living room while they watch Saturday Night Live
By now you get the idea. So when having your next gathering make sure you specify who you would like to invite. Because the Mouldlers are bullies and once they decide they are going to do something, it’s hard for the Sandlers to intervene—they are just too polite.
THE SANDLERS
4 comments:
while i love and enjoy the company of both, a few questions have arisen. are these couples mutually exclusive? at what rate do you 'shapeshift', meaning can you be both couples in one day? is the morph visible to an outsider? what triggers the change? what happens when the team members' respective identities are not in sync (ie Tyler moulder and nell sandler)? who's throwing the wedding? more importantly, the pre and post parties? and finally, how can i be down?
The Mouldlers tried to take over the wedding, but Martha's Vineyard does not have a Bud Light Beer Truck with the taps on the side. I think they have retreated and are regrouping.
I don't think I have ever really met the Sandlers.
The Sandlers? Please introduce me next time anyone gets the chance.
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