seriously, this should be required for every member of the neatness community. like summer reading only more educational. ted was created to drink and talk and think late into the night. its like being in a Hemingway novel, sans bull fights. his lady friend is a peach and her shoulder smells like summer winds
i would also like to take this time to thank nbc, dwayne wade, the peoples republic of china, usain bolt, yao ming, the communist party, and fuck it, michael phelps for the most spectacular Olympics experience imaginable. for really real, i doubt we will ever see anything on that level during our lifetime. jimmy page, becks, and that dame with the the megan duke-esque stems was embarrassing to watch. most importantly however, i want to extend a very carebear special thanks to ShawnJohn for not only her hard work, attitude, sportsmanship, and class, but for her awkward and earnest smile-wave-peace sign-wave-thumbsup combo she threw up when ever the camera guy got all up in her shit.
a quick note on the DNC thus far: i cried during fat teddy's speech. i wished i sailed. michelle obama getting all sniffly and emo at the end of her speech made me heart her to the max. the fact that her bro was drafted ahead of manute bol is radical. i though hil-rod killed it last night. sisterhood of the traveling pants-suits made me laugh, almost out loud. i thnk the main reason bubba hates barry is because bubba will no longer be considered the first black president.
i also recently discovered that Matt Beringer, lead singer of the national is the same person as Jens Lehman, oft lambasted veteran goal keep of the Arsenal and the german national team
your hands and feet are mangos,
gut gut
ps, c u in 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Indeed my friend, indeed. I thought Ted was dating Sean Johnston? She is his type fo sho. I think the sea breeze deodorant may have been the culprit. Go get em tiger. Michael Phelps is a do gooder but the best do gooder in the history of olympics. Dont hate phelps, hate the game.
Sean John defines cute.
Alicia Sacramone shittttt!!!! Thats not a picture of the lead singer from Widespread Panic??
I love PG's multi media wrap-ups of current events.
If you don't get drunk and talk to Ted about the facts of life at least once every six months (year if you live in another state) you should really rethink your whole kit.
These Olympics are why everyone should learn some mandarin chinese for sho.
Tonight the war machine Joey B. is going to rain down hellfire on the Republicans. Strap up suckas.
Let me thank cosmic charlie for delivering on his tease and delivering a fine post.
As b green alluded to, Joey B did reign down and it was very impressive. I have been a fan of this man for some time (as a loyal Bill Maher viewer...he MURDERS on that show) and his political career is rediculous, a true public servant. And CC, you are right about Bubba....but he also came with it. And tune the f*&k in tonight if you want to hear a speech from the most qualified man in the world to be the man with his finger on the trigger. Sorry about the politics...but I seriously bought an Air Obama shirt (google dat, its hysterical).
I plan on harassing ole ballgame till I get a drinking date, get my kit right.
As a new hard core olympic fan (damn they came with it) and as a countryman who remembers our allegance to the crown I have faith in London to pull it off. They do have their hands full after what went down in the birdsnest. At one point I saw hundreds of synchronized drummers dancing in circles covered in glowing lights (or was that the fluff).
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