He also sweat profusely and drank Absolute and Sprite. I also believe he mentioned something in passing about dinosaurs being one of the greatest hoaxes ever played on the human race. Sweathawks 'til you die.
I know one thing is for sure, he was certainly not enjoying a slurpee. By any chance did he mention Keno or scratchers and possibly a keno scratcher? Was he growing a barely visible mustache? Did he say things like..."I just want to win half the money back that I lost."? Did he scoot across the dance floor with his arms tucked neatly to the sides? Was his tie skinnier than everyone else's? Marlboro reds? Marlboro mediums? 100's or reg oo laars? Tahoe? Suburban? Did his friends at the wedding never call him by the same name, always adaptations of recent befoolery? Must have loved country music. Air guitared like a banshee, right?. Was he the life of the party? Did he have the biggest hands and feet? Was he wearing brown oakley sunglasses that looked like a prop from Independence Day? When the party was over, did everyone head to his car to grab beers from his large white cooler? Did he drink fruity shooters by the dozen? Jager bombs? He was asking for "help" after 11pm, wasnt he? Everyone agreed, getting in the car and going to AC after the wedding was really gonna be great. He never say a pizza he didnt like? Did he call Hager repeatedly once he got drunk? Text messages with 3-5 spaces between each word? He definently did not believe in banks, dinosaurs, the moon landing, or credit scores.
You see more fake eddie's than you do the real one. I always wonder how the young man from the irish bar in ashburn turned out.
he sounded just like him and I couldn't stop staring. I just wanted to put my arms around him and give him a big hug! But I didn't. I'm saving my big hugs for the real thing. someday.
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He also sweat profusely and drank Absolute and Sprite.
I also believe he mentioned something in passing about dinosaurs being one of the greatest hoaxes ever played on the human race. Sweathawks 'til you die.
I know one thing is for sure, he was certainly not enjoying a slurpee. By any chance did he mention Keno or scratchers and possibly a keno scratcher? Was he growing a barely visible mustache? Did he say things like..."I just want to win half the money back that I lost."? Did he scoot across the dance floor with his arms tucked neatly to the sides? Was his tie skinnier than everyone else's? Marlboro reds? Marlboro mediums? 100's or reg oo laars? Tahoe? Suburban? Did his friends at the wedding never call him by the same name, always adaptations of recent befoolery? Must have loved country music. Air guitared like a banshee, right?. Was he the life of the party? Did he have the biggest hands and feet? Was he wearing brown oakley sunglasses that looked like a prop from Independence Day? When the party was over, did everyone head to his car to grab beers from his large white cooler? Did he drink fruity shooters by the dozen? Jager bombs? He was asking for "help" after 11pm, wasnt he? Everyone agreed, getting in the car and going to AC after the wedding was really gonna be great. He never say a pizza he didnt like? Did he call Hager repeatedly once he got drunk? Text messages with 3-5 spaces between each word? He definently did not believe in banks, dinosaurs, the moon landing, or credit scores.
You see more fake eddie's than you do the real one. I always wonder how the young man from the irish bar in ashburn turned out.
chimichanga
Rupaul
he sounded just like him and I couldn't stop staring. I just wanted to put my arms around him and give him a big hug! But I didn't. I'm saving my big hugs for the real thing. someday.
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