This weekend was my birthday and it symbolizes a lot of “lasts”. Last birthday in my twenties, last birthday as a “single” person, last year I have to deal with my own taxes. However, I did experience a “first” as well. Night Train Express, otherwise known as, “RotGut Wine”, “Wino Wine”, or and this is my personal favorite, “Bum Wine.” Never mind where it came from. Just know that if you haven’t had the pleasure of drinking a margarita brown from Night Train discoloration you haven’t lived, or perhaps you have a better chance of living? It seems the tequila ran out so T-$ decided to just slip in the Night Train in a pinch as a quick and easy substitute. The near poisoning had great ramifications for all. Some of us worse than others… If you are ever in the mood for a crazy night and something new and crazy buy a bottle and don't be shy with it. Just know this, drinking Night Train Express can lead to unanticipated and aggressive bodily malfunctions.
2 comments:
get you a ticket is what we used to say... I've been on that train a few times.. happy b-day nel!!
"unanticipated and aggressive bodily malfunctions" = CLASSIC
Be careful about the descriptions of this wine...the rep for the "vineyard" will be meeting b green later this week in hopes of having him carry their line in the wine kitchen. Best paired with trash nuggets garnished with a banana peel.
Post a Comment