Tyler’s a Natural; Drop Top’s a Bust

Tyler rode the mechanical bull, and he rode it hard. He was such a natural he was embarrassed. I know from the picture he looks like he is either at Chuck E. Cheese or he is riding a calf, but it’s just the angle. He’s a bar wrangling killer out there with unparalleled skills to anyone in rich media.

The Drop Top-Alumni-Smurf Chasin’ weekend did not go according to plan, to say the least. The other alumni wanted to hang a few towns over from “Libby’s” so as not to run into the co-ed’s, the X-gf’s field hockey team was also having alumni festivities, they are a tight crew of flannel-wearing, hockey-playing, u-haul pulling, feminists, and they ALL hate The Boss. And to top it all off it rained the entire time, didn’t even get to drop the top and feel the wind in his fro.
The Bonus fact: “Hottie-G” from the in-public-21st-birthday-bar-makeouts from last weekend sent a lewd picture to I-Ross of herself scantily clad. (All are privileged; he'll shared it with everyone).