Just so you know Tyler Utah is going to wear his cowboy shirt tomorrow, and that is not in quotes because it's an actual cowboy shirt. It has snap buttons. He is wearing his cowboy shirt because he is going to happy hour at Johnny Utah's and he is riding the mechanical bull. I'm not sure what else you do there, maybe line dance, maybe there is a wet T-shirt contest, but really, does anything top Tyler on a mechanical bull? I can't go, because he won't let me. I'm pretty sure I'd be stopped at the door, but if anyone else has a digital camera and can make it to 25 W51st St around 8pm, I don't know how I could ever repay you.
Not to be outdone, the other donkey in this house is renting, what I can only assume to be a Mazda, although the specifications were just "convertible." He is renting this convertible so he can drive to UNH to relive his glory days. He is playing soccer and already has staked out "Libby's bar" and the young "smurf" who are "gagging" for a business man to buy them kamikaze shots.
So...that's a regular Wednesday at Cappa Cappa Sandler.
S.O.S
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This keeps getting better and better. I really want in on this party atmosphere. Drop top sebrings and coyote ugly happy hours are right up my alley.
God bless the sandlers and long live the bottle.
just to clarify...i am going to Johnny Utah's for a client happy hour, and, Yes, I picked Johnny Utahs because of the Mechanical Bull. you can't see me but i have a serious bullhorn handsign going right now. Ride the Bull.
The Sandler household is like a grownup adolescent dreamworld, where anything is possible and only your own imagination, or lack of one, will hold you back.
Keep it up.
tourist tyler, on vacation in his own town... kamikaze shots with coeds? seriously? sounds like a recipe for youporn...
first off, nice work with the photoshop. ross looks so natural in that drop top. what i would not give to be able to listen in on the boss, donning is letterman jacket, spit his firey, long island ice tea fueled mix of middle aged raunch and post-pubescent game at unassuming 19 year olds. wearing cowboy shirt to cowboy bar = wearing genisis tshirt to genisis concert. kudos ty!
quick question. why did u post a pic of ty's head over the pre-existing pic of ty's body?
Not that there is an award or anyone is judging (and watching) or anything....but this clearly gets a nomination for one of the finer posts of all time! Well done Nel. And Ty, a stuntman would be appropriate at a place like this...it has been a long time since you have squirted tequila in your eye, that I am sure of!
Thanks, I consider photoshop my most promising hobby!
Sadly, Tyler squirted tequila in his eye just two weeks ago. I believe there are a few witnesses.
Oh and for what it's worth, The Boss had practice last weekend. He and Scross got a hot tip from another Scross hanger-on, that there was a few "live-ones" at the Spotted Pig. The Boss pulled make outs w/the birthday girl, (she turned 21), in front of her mother. According to The Boss it was a tough choice, (21 yr old or the cougar), but he swears, "they were normal people."
If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me and my mom... I would owe you 5 cents.
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