Mississippi tried to pass a bill that would make it illegal to serve fat people food in restaurants. Here is a link that shows the actual proposed bill: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0201081fat1.html
Who will be too fat for food, is something that will be defined by the state of Mississippi. Mississippi has turned out Elvis, Oprah, Clinton Portis, LeAnne Rymes, and Parker Posey, so Mississippi is something.
No shoes, No Shirt, No self control, No service.
In related news Indiana made it a Class B misdemeanor to dye, stain or otherwise alter the natural coloring of a bird or a rabbit, and Alabama made it a felony offense to sell, purchase, or train a bear to wrestle. So moral of this entry is if you are into weird things with wild animals, stay above the Mason Dixon line, and if you like to dip your deep fried mayo balls into more mayo, don’t go to Mississippi because they hate you.
1 comment:
Breaking the law is much more fun than abiding by it. My idea of fun includes but is not limited to the following:
1) Drunk and disorderly conduct
2) Assault (unexpectedly on friends' kidneys)
3) Gambling
4) Overeating
5) Wrastling with a bear named Eddie
6) Destruction of property (golf carts, lawn furniture) and lying under oath (to the caddyshack brother that watched me circle him in dismay at Raspberry)
7) Speeding, running reds, and generally riding dirty
8) Pyramid scams and chain letters
9) German snuff porn advocacy
10)Election rigging: voting multiple times in a single election (2nd-8th grades)when running for office.
J Hovey
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