when news of the emperor's club was first published last week my interest was immediately peaked. hookers in cyberspace are commonplace sure, but the exorbitant amount of cheddar it cost to bed one of those "diamond" rated birds seemed just plan wacky. 5 large for an hour? what the fuck do you get for 5k in an hour? does kelly ripa pee on your feet? does vanna white let you fish hook and donkey punch her while she poops on raquel welch? maybe a topless erica elaniak jumps from a three tiered bday cake. fuck, i dont know. and not that im necessarily into any of this, that aint the point. the point is that you should be able to eat a chocolate moose out of Heidi klum' ass crack for that kind of dough. but what did our disgraced govna get? jersey trash. seriously. he could have scored this broad with a camero and some cheese balls down shore.
this whole thing is very disappointing to me on many levels. the fall from crusader of justice to duped john and despicable father and husband has been ugly to watch. and for what? the bell of the seaside heights ball? so lame. i so badly wanted her to be more than that. a former olymian, an outlaw heiress with an axe to grind, a flexible midget with aspergers, gabrielle reese, shelly long, anyone but a "struggling musician" from jersey. what a waste. not neat.
speaking of wastes. me, tsandler5000, and mikey imac took in a picture show while man-dating last night. 10,000bc might be the best-worst film i have seen in many moons. its awful for a myriad of reasons and frankly i dont care enough to write them all here. quickly though i will note that there are many unintentional laughs to be had, a lack of worthwhile fight scenes, a bunch of miscast crackers and more dreadies than reggae on the river and reggae on the rocks combined. the whole time i could not get the idea out of my brain that this was some passed out wookies fantasy dream.
was well worth however as the man-date moved to paddy reileys for a joyous celebration of man-love to the soundtrack of venerable seattle rockers pearl jam. soooo neat.
7 comments:
I too was disappointed with our former Gov's selection, but I heard this whore was only a 3 diamond whore...so maybe Shelly Long is still out there but just a 5 diamond?
On a positive note, first blind gov! I'm excited at the potential.
Finally, 10,000 BC? Really? Giant Saber tooth tigers and cavemen, I'll never understand you man-daters.
i too am pumped about blind govna.
if looking for answers to the 10,000bc look no further than your life partner.
I know, it's true. He is a man of 10,000 mysteries.
We are officially committed.
Charlie Villanueva's guest appearance in 10 BC was the finest part of the film. Don't be fooled...and please don't waste your money, it was the company and not the film that made the night special.
Flam, you are a sick f*ck. I would pay 5,000 to get in that head of yours, wander around, and see what other twisted ideas/fantasies reside in that domepiece.
When did Shea grow dreads? And where can a man cop a nitrous tank these days?
I think IDog has the hook up in PA for a tank.
Super neat. I want nell carter to bake me a cake and then have sex with the cake while she calls me Jerome for that kind of dough.
For that kind of cash I want this trashy New Jersey skank to get the hell out of my hotel room and my money back.
Please watch the interview with her brother. It is the cherry on top of the icing on this whole over-sexed cake.
Post a Comment