Dolphin and Dog’s Big Gay Skiing Adventure

This is a neat story about two unlikely friends, a Gay Dolphin and an Incontinent Dog. One day Gay Dolphin was out for a swim and he swam upon a Dog who was crying. “Why are you crying, Dog?” asked the Gay Dolphin.
“Because I’m incontinent and everyone gets mad at me.” Said the Incontinent Dog.
“That’s okay,” said Gay Dolphin, “I’m Gay!”
“Wow!” Said Incontinent Dog, “I’ve never met a gay Dolphin before.”
“Maybe we should be friends.” Said Gay Dolphin.
“Sure! I’d like that.” Said Dog, “but there is just one thing.”
“Anything for a friend.” Said Dolphin
“I just want to shred on the slopes!” said Dog, “will you come with me Gay Dolphin friend?”
“You got it Dog! Let’s shred!”

So the Dog and Dolphin went on a very special ski trip!
The End.