areas in which one might visit the j. miller group for consulting and training:
1. workshopping new material prior to group hang with trusted and esteemed cohorts from middle school.
2. formulating a diet consisting of provisions kept, found and/or preserved in mason jars only.
3. charcuterie
4. trust falls
5. planning annual surprise parties
6. when deciding between two very lovely, yet distinct beaujolais.
7. the procurement of thunder pants.
8. the most aesthetically stimulating time of day to rollerblade the W&OD trail.
9. creating a perfect brining agent.
10. sartorial conundrums.
11. biodynamics
12. when deliberating between which track on 9lives to include on a best of 9ine mixer.
13. sweatervests
14. refresher course on the principles of biochemistry.
15. dressing for success at your next office holiday party.
16. weight-training.
17. living a homoerotic life-style without the male induced erections.
18. for a fresh, almost novice opinion when debating the merits of first tube vs. last tube.
19. hashish.
20. cooter t-shirts.
21. green drink.
22. philosophies of latino(a) gangs in the mid-atlantic region.
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23. all things that are "good", okay?
9ine...ha!
24. crowd control tactics during afterschool marijuana deals
25. hiding large amounts of cash in descreet containers.
26. advising young professionals how to dress in all black and not look like johnny cash.
27. judging cars from one's porch and the general art of being over-critical.
28. how to take meetings
29. starting a non-profit that intends on allowing under-priveleged middle class yuppies the opportunity to drive a Bugatti Veyron in Germany while enjoying a '47 Cheval Blanc
30. selling to minors
31. crazy legging
32. all things hilarious
77. How to find the best friends in the world. Then laugh out loud with them when they are not even the room... and being over critical.
I have an opening for a meeting tomorrow tomorrow between 10 and 1030 to discuss any and all things "good."
we should set up a conference call
78. keepin it jelly!
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