let me lube-cake ya?
obama is ablaze. i might could be owing the pickle king a buck.
RIP roy "we're gonna need a bigger boat" schnider.
Monday, February 11, 2008
am i a hanna montana or miley cirrus kind of porpoise?
last night the wam and i struggled to find something entertaining to watch on the boob tube. when i had the remote we went wiz vs. suns. when the wife got the handle we went to john and kate + 8 (the equivalent to prescription strength birth control). we decided that we would settle on the 50th edition of that hallowed institution, the Grammys. shit is basically unwatchable. my pop sensibilities are super out of touch i guess but i had never even heard of one of the bands nominated for best new rock album (i think they were called pantherpower). watching kanye gives me the willies. are the foo fighters prolific? john mayer shreds. alicia keys looks like a tan honkey. beyonce looks thick in the most ideal of ways. if i were her i would sit at home and liberally apply cocoa butter to my ample thigh and buttock.
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carrie underwear is a bore
vince gil aint countree
Listen to Graduation......
I'll burn you "Carnival Ride" and you can burn me "Graduation"....
That is if people still "burn" music...
word is life bar car... Carnival Ride?
like him or not, it must've been difficult for kanye to perform that track. that song brings a tear to my eye every time i hear it, and my mother is still alive and well. diego and i made a slide show to that song with pictures for krisia last mother's day, and we all weep like children when we watch it!
I think you are a miley cyrus kind of dolphin as you are true to the competitive aerobics game. You don't talk you do. Plus there is an "i" in miley and anything with montana in it scares the shit out of me because of b. The sad truth is that I think both hanna and miley are more dolphin than dolphin is miley or hanna. The dolphin in all of us is the spirit to entertain and make money in the process. Your only problem is that the neatness pays like shit.
PS> 'Get em high' will change bar car's mind. Not that I care but I think Kanye's cockey demeaner is refreshing in today's politically correct society. I would feel the same way if I owned my world. Hell, I make a big sale and I am like a birthday cake in a room full of black girls. Shine on you crazy diamond
Lastly, I would give up wearing pants for year if I could play 7 mintues in heaven with Carrie Underwear. I like sweet girls with booming behinds...especially one who knows how to change an oil filter
dad, when you watch that slide show are you actually procreating in the process?
kimbo, would u rather play seven minutes in heaven with carrie underwear or heads down thumbs up with VeVe Oui.
lionel joseph, wagwan.
bar car doesnt care about black people
The former...and neither do I.
Wow, the dolphin likes to cast aspersions.
I see Kimbo's point on Kanye. I too feel the same way about Amy W. Some may not think she "deserves" awards for her behavior, but I like it. Well said.
Dad, if you were up there singing w/Krisia's video behind you, I too would be balling!
george bush doesnt care about the neatness
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