Holiday party recap

1) People that say they are going to come may not
2) This may affect the amount of food and booze you have left over which may or may not include 8 cases of beer, enough liquor to take a bath, and more meatballs than u can imagine
3) Paul is a really good DJ and should have been paid for the gig
4) Meredith wears short skirts so she can show her womanhood easier
5) Meredith is an exceptional party guest
6) Ted gives the best alarm clock gifts ever. I never knew I needed an alarm clock that sounded like the rainforest.
7) I did not have very many meaningful conversations with anyone. Hosting a party stinks
8) At one point, I think I was not wearing a shirt
9) I wish Ed was there
10) Cleaning the apartment was much easier than anticipated. Thanks for being so clean
11) I heard Jason Miller may or may not have blacked out
12) I invited Skew and Treech but they didn't show. Mr. Askew and Mr. Strickland were in attendance. Thank god
13) Treach's head has shrunk and he has a girlfriend who was not very nice to me. He showed up the next morning to drop off some phish tapes and was then taking her to some "museums". I turned around, did not say goodbye, and thought to myself since when do musueums serve whisky and hot dogs.
14) Valium and cuddling makes for a really awesome post party epic movie day
15) Steve can lift more than 100 pounds over his head
16) He looked like an extra in Godfather 1 when pacino went to the motherland
17) A black and white striped one-zy may be under guiseppe's tree this year
18) I like staci miller with short hair. She also dances quite funkily
19) Bobbi was the voted best dressed. He is a wonderful friend and apologize for getting upset at him for no reason. Sometimes I like to pick a fight as Tyler will attest to.
20) I did not think I was too drunk until I woke up the next day at noon with no roll over. Sleep like you are in high school more.
21) Take more pictures
22) Alan really wants to move home and work for me
23) Nick and steph were missed terribly. Vance Michael Garbarino lives
24) Tyler and Nelly were missed as well. His ipod thingy worked out well
25) Mike shields was missed and he knows how much. I am planning a surprise party for all of us who have never had a surprise party or other type of party based around us. This may or may not include: me, mike, and bobbi
26) I am thankful for all my friends and family who made the party a success. You are all welcome at my house whenever and love you all very much.

Jeremy