it pained stacie and i terribly not to be able to participate in Jason Miller's annual surprise party. so much so that on this very special day that marks the beginning of his 31st year i have complied a list of some of the neatest things about big J.
he is a super fantastic and supportive friend
the only thing that keeps him from being a fag is his inability to get and sustain an erection in the company of other men.
he has a bunchy crotch
he bares a strong resemblance to the Brain from Pinky and the Brain
he wife is neato
he is super fit
he has crazy legz
he's super nautical
he is following his dream
he is a town councilman
his hands are strong and kind of scary
he creates wonderful nicknames
his personal sense of style and sartorial advice are impeccable
his wife looks like Madonna
he eats well
he is very photogenic
3 comments:
Thanks paul. AV is fun.
Thanks to everyone who made it the annual surprise party. It was great to see everyone and laugh, and laugh. Depresion is a distinct lack of laughter.
nice gold goombah chain
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