oh boy (oh shit)

not sure how many neatness readers are down with kels but i would imagine its upwards of 90%. i personally have always been creeped out by him and in my younger years dismissed his music whole heartily. while i appreciated tunes like "bump n grind" and "step in the name of love" for their straightforward message and downright dancability i always took them with a gigantic grain of salt. i think it has something to do with the fact that he pees on adolescents. but when i think back im pretty sure "i believe i can fly" made me queasy and that was before his sexual exploits were public knowledge. the fact that he made an album called "chocolate factory" after a being caught on video smacking some 15 year old girl across the face with his schmeckel deckel only further deepened my disdain for him. but then something happened. something revolutionary. something so bizarre it forced me to look at this troubled artist in a new light. the "trapped in the closet" series. i trust most of you have seen the series up to this point. as you may recall its one part campy melodrama, one part love story, one part music video, and one part "passions." when he performed it live at the MTV VMAs a few years back it shocked the world. could this man be serious? the answer, as cancer. so It is with great pleasure that I, PtheGD present to you the latest installment of trapped, episode 12.5.





Ima flirt,

pgd