Thursday, August 2, 2007

dispatches from the 630pm urban rebounding class at the new york health and racquet club

So for the last couple of months beans n greens has been on a major health kick. While i have always thought she lived a very healthy lifestyle she has taken shit to another level. i could not be more proud of her and her ever firming tush. her gym partner slash pseudo personal trainer has been every body's favorite two humped desert creature, the camel. with the camel away on holiday stacie asked me to join her at the gym. wanting to continue to be supportive of stacie's efforts and being a fan of physical fitness myself, i agreed. We decided to go last night as one of stacie's new favorite classes was being offered. Urban Rebounding. For those of you of unfamiliar with it it looks a little something like this:



while i wish i could provide a video of our class let me assure you that the Gay Dolphin was in full effect. pumping, bouncing, and thrusting myself into a nauseous state of exercise euphoria after only 20 minutes on the tramp. And although it was only her third class, the Wam is real pro. My only real criticism is that the instructor wasnt nearly flamboyant enough. I would have preferred an instructor who breathes under water while pop n locking.

still swimmin'
pgd

4 comments:

megadeath said...

I am sure you were superb in the class. Between your past aerobics experience and bringing your mini trampoline on tour with phish you probably blew people's minds.

. said...

I am laughing hysterically on the inside thinking of the Rep and your urban revival of the greatest bit of all time. Seriously....become an instructor. I guarantee it would land you a TV gig and book deal within 5 years, until it became wrought with scandal when they find out that you prefer women. More, more, more, fitness, fitness, fitness, funny, funny, funny. So epic

Still breathin under water

Anonymous said...

so good..

B. Green said...

Bound-tastic. There is not much funnier than this. Video, Video and video is all that I want.