Not what I intended

Now that the dust has settled from a fantastic weekend celebrating the love of Jaci, I have a few bullet points I would like to convey to all who endulge in the ness which is neat. Please refer to the points below which reflect my feelings, emotions, and rants:

1) Weddings are truly the celebration of family.
2) Paul is a fantastic and amazing dj and friend
3) Ted makes me cry in a good way (I cried during true colors while standing next to Ted)
4) Jason is a friend in the true sense of the word
5) Steve is the best man I know
6) Shields makes my existence bearable
7) Ed is the most huggable man on the planet
8) Bobbi is more fun than a barrel of monkeys and he is good with strangers
9) Staci G. has more class than all of us combined
10) Meredith has more fun than all of us combined (I fell in love for 5 hours)
11) Bart is the most underrated man on the east coast
12) Bart is my friend
13) Tyler always regrets not keeping in contact with his friends when he hangs out
14) I love nelly and nelly loves me
15) Suspenders are a man's best friend
16) Crisia is a great mother
17) I rented a car that was too expensive
18) Phish sounds really good again
19) I think I drink too much and then yearn for attention
20) The food was great
21) My outfit was great
22) Couples that get married always look amazing although not as amazing as Jaci
23) Staci Miller is a funky dancer
24) Paul is a great dj...did I mention that.
25) Carol is wonderful beyond words
26) I was very depressed after the wedding
27) I am still slightly depressed
28) There is no reason for my depression
29) Tonya is a saint and an angel
30) The photos of me during the Huxtible Duck Walk > Suspenders Tandem with Paul and Meredith are the greatest photos any of us will ever see ever
31) I have a tough time believing that wasn't the greatest dance party of all time
32) The n word came out a little too early on the dance floor
33) The umbrellas came out a little too late on the dance floor
34) The bus ride stunk
35) Table 7 was the MVP table of the dinner
36) My neck is still jacked from sleeping on Paul's couch that night
37) I do not understand why I cry so much at weddings
38) Ed never got drunk
39) Ed was very upset about that
40) The fight sucked
41) Thank god we did not go to RTC and black out
42) Paul's patio furniture was on his patio when I woke up in the morning
43) My kid and play needs a serious tune up
44) I was nervous as the first ones on the dance floor
45) I am always nervous
46) Staci Miller is my BFF
47) Staci Miller was a beautiful bride
48) Jason Miller was a handsome groom
49) Joan was absolutely killing it
50) Jason's brothers were smoking weed in the navigator and I kicked them out
51) I am unsure how I feel about that
52) I may have a drinking problem
53) I have a cigarette problem
54) I spend too much money and am going to stop
55) My highs are super high and my lows are crushing
56) We had a massive night
57) I am glad that Bobbi and I have become such good friends
58) Why did Cory Sheriden insist that he be in my top 8 on my space
59) I need to find a good girlfriend
60) I need to hit the lottery or start working harder like I was a few months ago
61) Lovettesville is far away
62) Paul is a good dj
63) We should throw a house party this summer (july 4th or something) and have paul dj that joint
64) I wish nick and steph knew jason and staci better
65) I think I lean too hard on a few of my friends
66) I call Jason too much
67) I dont call Steve and Cris enough
68) Stop looking at me wierd
69) I still communicate with April from the dominican
70) My romantic life resembles that of a 14 year old
71) Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate
72) Some asshole called today and said he interviewed Pete for a job and I was his reference. Yes, he dissappears for years on end and became additcted to terrible things. I have grown bitter towards Pete and find him amusing
73) Bears hibernate for 6 months. I wish I was a bear
74) Therapy works, or so I have heard
75) I used to think miller was stealing my best friend (ed) and know he is my best friend
76) I miss blacksburg
77) I miss visker and dust-off
78) I miss baseball
79) Why have I stayed in Nova?
80) I really need to work on my posture. It makes for a funny joke but I think I doing 90 in the left lane on my way to osteoperiosis and scolioisis
81) This is getting old
82) Do my friends like me as much as I like them?
83) I hate the fact that Nelly told me I should write for a living
84) I am jealous of Paul and Steve's ability to have facial hair
85) My adventurous spirit is the size of a peanut right now
86) I did not like my seat during the ceremony
87) It made me feel good to notice meredith's goose bumps and give her my coat
88) The guy that married them sped off as soon as it was over (gravel flying and all)
89) I really bonded with the bag piper, truly. He admired me as much as I admired him
90) I think I am going to move to Hillsboro in the next 5 years
91) I want to open my own business
92) I really want to go to new york and go to a baseball game with my friends
93) I have never been in love
94) I love my friends so much its slighlty painful
95) My car is outrageously dirty
96) I do not have a clean pair of socks in my wardrobe.
97) If you have made it this far you have nothing to do.
98) I like the neatness
99) It has been good but I need a break
100) This will be my last post for a while. I wish you all luck and look forward to seeing you all again soon. Give me call if you need me. I am not going to communicate through the computer for a while. I think I am addicted to the internet, and my work is suffering. Thanks for a great time and I love you all.