The Return of the Super Ape

The Neatest tip of all is to make sure you go somewhere with great friends where the sun is warm, pina coladas and rum punches are cold, the food is terrible and the lobby bar is the finest place on earth. Also make sure you laugh enough for a lifetime - so much so that your stomach hurts.

A few other neat tips.
Always get Stephen Principe to plan and lead your bachelor party.
Always start your day drinking at the swim-up pool bar when on vacation.
Always get video evidence of the gayest straight friend coming out of his ambiguous shell and blossoming into the Gay Dolphin.
Always remember physical comedy trumps every time.
Always, always drive your golf cart through sprinkler on the course.

Best trip ever. Great friends and great times. Thanks again to everyone and Steve (and Rhyming Steve) for putting it all together.

PS The NOVA contingent had a tough time getting home, not arriving until 1am at Dulles. But, we laughed almost to the very end and saw one of the funniest things I have ever seen. We saw this couple coming down off a sick heroine bender at the airport. Between the women force feeding her traveling companion a hot dog. (When I say force feeding, I mean putting the hotdog in his mouth and moving his chin up and down replicating chewing motions.) Next we looked over and the dude was passed out with his face down in his food and the wife about to fall off her chair. The whole thing was to much.

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The Departed