The smell of sleep reminds me of a $500 deductible and a sweaty couch that was towed by Reggaeton Ricky to Elizabeth's razor wire district. USAA should insure bad weekends.
recipe for the perfect roadtrip: -one cursed Audi -a whiney dog -frostbite -one useless (and deadly) jack -ruby tuesdays -dehydration -soggy bagels -a trunk full of shit I don't even want -smelly feet (amoung other parts) -not putting the window down in time
at least nobody lost a 20$ bill or their right hand.
good karma to our hero Edwidch from Enterprise.
and to my red velvet cuppycake bff, thanks for hangin in there and supporting the team. I will look into our USAA policy for coverage to treat Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
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The smell of sleep reminds me of a $500 deductible and a sweaty couch that was towed by Reggaeton Ricky to Elizabeth's razor wire district. USAA should insure bad weekends.
-uncle jarvis
"You're a pretty fragile guy"*
Dr. Burnett
*after diagnosing me with a busted ear drum during my follow up visit for my brusied laranyx.
recipe for the perfect roadtrip:
-one cursed Audi
-a whiney dog
-frostbite
-one useless (and deadly) jack
-ruby tuesdays
-dehydration
-soggy bagels
-a trunk full of shit I don't even want
-smelly feet (amoung other parts)
-not putting the window down in time
at least nobody lost a 20$ bill or their right hand.
good karma to our hero Edwidch from Enterprise.
and to my red velvet cuppycake bff, thanks for hangin in there and supporting the team. I will look into our USAA policy for coverage to treat Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
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